Tuesday, 26 February 2013

The big bang, toughts on some of the bible and stuff

well i think the big bang theory of how the universe created just sounds like plain crazy talk. and it leaves more questions than answers, but it could have happened of course, It just if you read it that out of nothing came a big huge explosion and all the energy and molecules were formed there and then. I now there's things that point to it been right but what if we are just interperting them wrongly or putting to much importance on them. Anyway seemingly Isaiah was saying the earth was round when everyone else tought it was flat back in the 8th century bc. Now if you went for a walk up the hills of a day and looked out at the magnificant view sure any gobshite with a brain would think the world was round (not that it is round its roundish but is seemingly all over the place really with big lumps hanging out all over the shop). Then your man Job in his book (which moses wrote seemingly) said that the earth was hanging in space on its own, and that seemingly wasnt proved until the boys went up to space and took a picture (yeah right them pictures were really from you walking on the moon). Well now imagine you and her indoors went up to the beach for a romantic walk hand in hand, with the cool wind blowing her magnificent blonde hair out in the moonlight and then you said "stop walking woman" and you looked at the moon (this is back in ancient times now so u could call her woman with out having the testicles chopped off you). And you notice the moon is hanging there and then the next day when the sun came up (obviously not an irish story) you notice that the sun is just hanging there. Well then you might just think ah here sure maybe this land me and the wife and our 19 children are living on is also hanging up there in space too. Of course then you rushed off with your sandwiches to go catch fish cos theres no way you be hanging around at home with a wife and 19 children to be listening to. (there the example people use sometimes to proof that the writings of the boys were inspired by God). Well that's what me and the jehova witnesses talked about today, Was great laugh, well they tore into me with the arguments but i stood firm in my convictions then i told them my little story about hughie and his first confession which i had made up for the kids. ah sure they went off laughing so all well.

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